Thursday, 9 November 2006

Fewtril #139

Many have given us their conceptions of Hell for which they have envisaged less the foulest tortures than the eternal submission to annoyances. In this fine tradition, I present my own: Sitting for eternity listening to people discussing novels. Even a red-hot poker would come as a relief.


James Higham said...

In the words of good King George: Yes but one must not say so.

Akaky said...

Or you could spend eternity listening to Entertainment Tonight regaling you with what Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith are doing today. Frankly, I'll take pretentious literati over ET any day of the week.

Anonymous said...

You have obviously never been exposed to pomo criticism. It will have you shrieking in mental agony for more K-Fed news.