Monday, 13 October 2008

An Addition to The Devil's Dictionary

science, n. the rigorous method or industry of gaining knowledge or funding.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rather cynical, Sir.

Ilíon said...

Not nearly cynical enough.

TGGP said...

L.A Rollins wrote a good update to it called Lucifer's Lexicon. I wrote the preface to the republished edition.

Deogolwulf said...

Thanks, I shall have a read.

Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Excellent, Sir Deogolwulf, and it applies to South Korea in spades!

Or did, until Hwang Woo-suk pushed his claims of 'knowledge' just a bit too far . . . and lost his funding for plagiarism, cooked evidence, and other deceptions.

I therefore infer that there are limits to the grab for funding. As my Italian 'physicist' girlfriend of many years ago once remarked, "If you try to lie in science, Nature just says 'F**k you'."

Jeffery Hodges

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